2008
Miss Universe
Fuglies: Jenny Woo's
Top 10
The other day our
beloved Jenny Woo
and - someone we
believe should
certainly be crowned
Miss Universe -
provided us with her
Top 10 2008 Miss
Universe Favorites.
Today she engages in
the most daunting of
tasks....and the
most heart breaking
- selection of the
10 fugliest 2008
Miss Universe
contestants.
Okay, let's be real
- these are the
hottest girls in
their respective
country so
essentially Jenny's
selection consists
of girls who - well
- just aren't as hot
as the others...even
if they are hotter
than 99 percent of
the rest of the
population. So
don't cry girls.
And guess what - the
reigning Miss
Universe - Miss
Japan - came close
to making the Top 10
Fugly List of online
oddsmakers.
Her win was one of
the biggest upsets
the gambling world
has ever witnessed.
Hence, this year's
Miss Universe
betting is already
shattering records.
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At Number 10 -
Bahamas, Sacha
Scott, 19, 5¹5
(pictured below left
in green)
First of all, Jenny
would have never
guessed that this
one is from the
Bahamas. She has a
cute face, but I
wouldn¹t look twice
at anything else.
SBG Global had her
at +6600 odds or 66
to 1
At Number 9 -
Cyprus, Dimitra
Sergiou, 23, 5¹11
This contestant
likes to play the
piano and to dance.
She attended a
professional school
of dance in Athens,
Greece. She also
trained in
gymnastics for 15
years. There
was nothing that
Jenny found
interesting about
her. Her appearance
is dull and very
forgetful. SBG
Global agrees,
giving her 90 to 1
long odds.
At Number 7 -
Mauritius, Olivia
Carey, 19. 5¹7
First of all, can
anyone tell Jenny
where the f@#k
Mauritius is? When
asked, you are what
you eat were true, I
would be a ___. She
responded, ³FAT,
really really fat.
Because I like to
eat really really
much and not
good stuff.² A quirk
she has today is
that she still
sleeps with her
blanky. She's
not that big an
underdog: 45 to 1
(+4500).
At Number 8 -
Montenegro, Dasa
Zivkovic, 19, 5¹10
This one has a brain
with her career
interest being in
psychology. However,
she¹s very boring.
She sounded like
Charlie Brown¹s
teacher when
listening to her
interview video.
"I'm enjoining
reading the
scientific books,
especially in
parapsychology. This
science is so
interesting because
it is the study of
abnormal phenomenon
from non-explored
aspects of the human
brain." One of her
proudest personal
accomplishments is
that she won first
prize in a state
recitation
competition when she
was 8 yrs old.
Whoopie!
Another 45 to 1 long
shot.
Now for my top 5.
At number 6 -
Slovenia, Anamarija
Avbelj, 20, 5¹10
This
music lover plays
transverse flute
(whatever the hell
that is) and a
little bit of
upright piano (I'm
sure she does the
upright on the flute
too). She also sings
in a choir. "I am
proud that I have
successfully
graduated from high
school and that I
have passed my
driving license on
the first try."
Woohoo for you!! I
would hope that
you¹re a high school
graduate. I
seriously doubt that
Miss Universe would
reward you for being
a high school drop
out. She's at
66 to 1 odds.
I can understand
why.
At Number 7 - Cayman
Islands, Rebecca
Parchment, 26, 5¹10
I know, I know.she¹s
a pretty girl in her
pics. Trust me this
wasn¹t easy, but you
haven¹t seen her
video. She looks
like she¹s been out
in the sun too long.
Yeah, she lives on
an island, but
there¹s a limit on
how much sun one
person should endure
in their life. One
item she can¹t live
without in her
wardrobe is her
bathing suit. In
fact, she leaves one
in her car at all
times. Jenny would
suggest that Miss
Cayman Islands leave
that bathing suit at
home once in a while
and start using
self-tanning
bronzer.
She'll be looking 60
before she turns 30.
I guess the
oddsmakers watched
the video too.
She had 80 to 1
odds. OUCH!!!!
Number
4 - Estonia, Julia
Kovaljova, 22, 5¹10
(pictured right)
She has a hairless
sphinx cat. Need I
say more. 66
to 1 odds.
Number 5 -
Kazakhstan, Alfina
Nassyrova, 20, 5¹7
Jenny thinks Miss
Kazakhstan is a
looker. However, she
seemed too rehearsed
and shallow in her
video interview.
Just my opinion!
Still she does have
25 to 1 odds at
SBG Global
Number 2 -
Singapore, Shenise
Wong, 26, 5¹8
Here¹s another one
that was a bit
difficult for Jenny.
Miss Singapore is
pretty and would be
considered a keeper.
I don¹t know what it
is, but she just
rubbed me the wrong
way. Sorry Miss
Singapore. Home
Economics is her
favorite subject and
she has an extensive
collection of MP3
songs. However,
she¹s a little anal
when it comes to
organizing them. She
will spend hours
putting every song
in a play list that
suits her. My
ADT is kicking in!
Singapore is at 66
to 1 odds.
Number 1 - Poland,
Barbara Tatara, 24,
5¹9
Some of Miss
Poland¹s interests
include the study of
languages, traveling
and shopping. She
seems like a nice
girl, but she was
just too boring for
Jenny¹s taste.
And sorry to say
Miss Poland -
Someone had to be in
the number one
position. You
had 66 to 1 odds
though so don't feel
so bad.
Miss Sri Lank and
Miss Tanzania had
the longest odds at
80 to 1 and 90 to 1,
respectively.
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