July 23, 2006
George Michael's Gay Romp
Poor Georgie can't catch a break. The News of the World caught George Michael and an 'older' man red-faced and sweaty, coming out of the shrubs at a popular homosexual pick-up spot on Hampstead Heath. When the tabloid's photojournalist circled Michaels, he reportedly screamed, "I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"
Looks like he'll be suing, as not only did the
magazine publish pictures of him, but they followed the man that George had just played hide the sausage with.
Tubby lust-tryst man, Norman Kirtland, 59, was tailed all the way back to his seedy home in Brighton, East Sussex.
Insanely enough, attention-whore Kirtland, allowed himself to be interviewed by News of the World. Kirtland gushed about how good of a kisser Michaels was, and how it was George's precision honing 'gaydar' that led to the forest romp.
George has good reason to be worried about his public reputation. After several drug and liquor induced car incidents this year, Michael is about to take on his first sold-out live tour in 15 years.
Michaels was reportedly going through therapy to control is substance abuse, and sex addiction. However, the stress of the upcoming concerts must of sent poor George off in a spiral of destruction, and into the flabby arms of a senior gay man.
It's interesting to note that George's new CD includes an interesting bonus track called, 'Brother Can You Spare A Dime' Let's hope this music title doesn't forecast what is in Michael's future.
As a gal of the 80's, and fan of WHAM!, I plead - snap out of it, George! Not only is his drug-induced lifestyle a colossal waste of time and talent, but he can do so much better. Perhaps someone forgot to Wake George Up, before they Go Go?
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