So much to comment on, but in simplest terms, as Randy Jackson might say, "BoDawg, you know dude, we just ain't feeling it, yo."
JANET SURE WAS....SHEESH.
Who knows, perhaps they'll "work it out" by the time this campaign actually runs.
But we're not holding our breaths and biting our tongues at the same time. While we have much love for DW, Evy and Josh, trying to package them as Dean, Sammy and Frank just seems, in Randy Jackson terms, a little "pitchy." Plus, Josh is happily hitched, David is a good kid, and Evy, well, she's a broad. We want our Rat Pack boozin', fightin', and pullin' more tail than a two-year-old at a puppy farm.
It seems WickedChopsPoker.com may have gotten their wish!
Alas this tape appears to have been made....well....yesterday... maybe even last night.
And that lends to the all-so-blatant conspiracy theory of a Bodog/Gambling911.com "hype machine" at work in an effort to help generate some attention to the new Bodog Poker Rat Pack campaign.
Well, since we are a family site, Gambling911.com policy prohibits us from linking to any porn web sites so you won't be able to purchase the steamy video here. Email us with your American Express card number and expiration date.....just kidding.
Watch for our next production: Josh Arieh's Texas Hold Her Down and Tie Her to a Bed Post
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Gambling911.com News Wire
Originally published April 20, 2006 8:27 pm EST

